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1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.
2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.
3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.
The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."
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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."
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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."
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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."
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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
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When you are eating out a pussy, and she thinks she is about to orgasm, but really she has her period in your mouth. Then your whole face is red, hence, the Red Baron.
" Yeah, yeah keep eating me out." "Ewwwwww you just had your period on me." "We should call you the red baron."
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The Red Baron: this is a sex move for males. when your banging and your partner falls of the bed front side first so that her ass is facing up you jump off the bed and try to land with your dick in her ass.
I tried the red baron on my girlfriend and i missed and i squished her and my boner snapped off
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1. n. - the dopest bitch EVAR
2. v. - to emulate the k baron in normal, everyday activities
1. ZOMG, so liek i waz with the k baron last nite and she had sum MAD 5KI11Z!!!1!!11!!!
2. DUDEZ! those HO3Z totally k baron'd my room last nite... there was air guitar and potato chips EVRYWARE!!!1! loloololollllololol
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A depressed man, usually because he made the same mistake multiple times
No one:
Marc Barone: I’ll fucking do it again
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after engaging in sexual activities with a woman on her period you slap her in the face with your vaginally painted member whilst humming dum duh duh duh duhh dum duh duhh duhh duhh dumm du duh duuuuuhhhh!!!
im sure you all know what song im talking about.
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One of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time.
It's a spoon! Its a fork! No, it's THE SPORK BARON!
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