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Dingus bat is a phrase used to describe those people you love the most who act incredibly slow. Like your crackhead friends who don't do crack.
Symyra stop being such a dingus bat!
The act of placing velcro on one's penis and having sex with the intention of getting caught on her pubic hair on the way out. Much in the same way batman's grappling hook works.
Matt- dude i tried to do the bat hook with janice today
Joe- sweet man what happened?
Matt- worked like a charm i coulda repelled down that shit.
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Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.
I try to be nice to the old bat.
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When a guy beats off hanging upside down like a bat.
I can't believe you walked in on tony bat whacking
A mental state entered under the influence of hallucinogenics.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
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A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.
Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.
The scientific name for COVID-19, AKA Coronavirus.
Origin: first human to contract this virus obtained it by eating a bat(a la Ozzy Osborne)
Damn bro, he got that beer virus! What's it called again? Bat AIDS!