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The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.
"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"
"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."
A sexual move that involves two partners and a portable restroom. One parter fucking wrecks the John. Fills it with shit. Then the two partners crawl inside the hole, and have anal sex. 2 people have died worldwide preforming this move.
“Wow, she is a hoe , I heard she does delicious bathrooms a lot.”
During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.
Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?
Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.
Where most people go to cry or twerk
I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor
eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time
"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."
A man who regularly leaves the work area "to use the bathroom" accompanied by his mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence.
Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".
"Hey Johnny, it's really busy today, I'm having a hard time keeping up with all these walk in repairs, have you seen dippy or sippy?"
"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"
The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.
Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"