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A man shoots a woman and inserts his penis into the bullet wound.
I Jack Bauer'd a girl last night.
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During the show 24 instead of taking a shot every time jack says dammit, everyone I know takes a sip of beer every time they say Jack or Bauer, and 2 drinks for every time they say Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer Power Hour
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A fact in a statement that the speaker seemingly pulled out of their ass. The statement is made in a pompous and overconfident manner. Any fact that your American History teacher tells you other than the ones that can be found in your American History Book.
Is said in an hypermasculine Arnold Schwarzenegger Voice
"B-52 Eddie Bauer"
"The B-52 dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."
"They have always had B-52's..."
"Bought a new Eddie Bauer straight cash"
"If you send a rapist to prison you create a superrapist."
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MOMMY. The Ass queen of CP. So hot.
"Dude, Lauren Bauer just posted"
"Dude, I know that shit is gas."
The hour of the week that Jack Bauer flex's his muscle and "24" is on the air!
I'll be over at Nick and Teri's for "Bauer Hour" tomorrow night!
or "Bauer Hour" rocked the other night!
She is the most amazing person that has ever walked this earth, and just her touch sends shivers down your spine, and the thought of her smile makes your world stop
Chelley Bauer is fucking amazing
losing a bunch of weight and getting hotter
Yo I'm gonna be pulling a Bauer and losing a bunch of weight and getting hot