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Glenn Beck

The epitome of stupid.

You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.

by greenpeas September 13, 2009

965πŸ‘ 596πŸ‘Ž


glenn beck

a talk show host who recreated his whole persona to fit the neo-con mold. Started the latest fad of glennbeckingwhich is a method of getting rid of anyone who has a different opinion than you do.

Glenn Beck on killing filmmaker Michael Moore

"I'm thinking about killing glennbecking Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong?" 5/17/05

by Reagan Santmyer July 29, 2006

1271πŸ‘ 810πŸ‘Ž


glenn beck

Next to George Carlin, the greatest comedian who has ever lived. Only difference is that he belongs in a straitjacket. He rambles on about how Obama is a "nazi communist." If that's not the greatest comedy act since "The Seven Words You Can't Say on TV," I don't know what is. Let's see, what's some other funny stuff beck has said: well, he's against gay marriage, anti gun control, pro "family values," a misogynistic bastard, and he's pro life. Isn't he hilarious? Seriously. If you feel like laughing, I highly reccomend watching one of his shows on the comedy network that is FOX.

Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon are doing." –The Glenn Beck Program.

"So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. ... Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. ... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"

"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"

"Satan's mentally challenged younger brother." –Stephen King

by George_Carlin_is_God May 10, 2011

159πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


Becking call

Not to be confused with β€œbeck and call”, this is much better.

Yeah Tiana-Rae has always been at my becking call since she fucked up my life embarrassing me all the time.

by cock 7 April 2, 2021


Ms. Beck

An annoying ass person who has sexy fingers but has hickeys from her boyfriend even though she should be a virgin.

Bruh, Ms. Beck is so annoying.

by urmumgae101 February 12, 2019


Noah Beck

has a long neck and is dating tiktok star Dixie D'Amelio!

His real name is boah neck

OMG! Noah Beck's real name is Boah Neck!

by OMG! FOR REAL February 4, 2021


Angry Beck

A sex act in which the male lays on his back and pulls his legs up over his head, the female then "rabbit punches" the males anus with her dominate hand, while simultaneously giving the male a handjob

Jim loves when his wife gives him an angry beck before the football game

by Longerjohnsilver November 18, 2017

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž