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Your ass is so fat that you got to use panorama to get the whole thing in a photo
Andre: Yo Diara got that Belgium pancake!
Mike: Ya I know! She gotta use panorama to get a pic of it
Andre: Damn straight! I'd tear that shit up in a minute
A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a
Dude, she's built like a belgium french fry!
When you smack a girl on the arse with a tennis racket while you are ejaculating
Give me a Belgium waffel tonight for supper and in the morning for breakfast
when a smaller nation is forcibly annexed into a larger nation, usually via military force.
Denmark got Belgiumed into Germany during World War 2
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During intercourse the man sucks the fart out of a woman’s ass and blows it out like a vape
Ooooh that was a tangy Belgium stinky!
When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.
I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip
Belgium a country who is part of the Benelux and the European Union bordering Luxembourg, France, Germany and the Netherlands. It was formed in 1830 25 Augustus
It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War
It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries
There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government
They hold a world record of 541 days with no government
American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!
French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh