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i can't believe it's this lit.

When something is so good, or "off the chain" that it's lit.

You can't believe it.

*enters party*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*eats dank food*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Puppy is being cute af'*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Jan starts streaming with Gorm*
I can't believe it's this lit.

by GormHouj November 26, 2015


Do You Believe In Magic

A very happy song that took a dark turn when it was featured in the TF2 video "Meet The Pyro."

("Do You Believe In Magic" starts playing)
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.

by Someone who kinda exists August 6, 2022


Balls Standing For What They Believe In

When a man remains faithful in the midst of temptation from an attractive woman.

It's not easy, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020


Balls Standing For What They Believe In

For a man to remain faithful to his significant other while being tempted by an attractive woman.

There are a lot of beautiful women here, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020


Believe what you want

Believe what you want is saying you're free to question and believe anything you choose, whether it's true or false, rather than forcing someone to share the same point of view, beliefs, or thoughts. It's not the same as an admission of anything.

If you're going to claim to tell it like it is, then tell it like it really is without your bullshit deceptive spin on what believe what you want means. Being full of shit isnt telling it like it is.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

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I can't believe it's not butter!

A popular phrase to say when you are currently in denial that what you have been served on your warm toast is not butter, but rather, margarine.

The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.

Person A: This toast is so tasty. What is the brand of butter you use?
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!

by Sionw October 14, 2018

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Do you believe in God?

Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?

Iam "Do you believe in God?"

Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"

Iam ๐Ÿคจ "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."

Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

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