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A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
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When a man is wanting to date/have sex with a woman and that woman keeps him around, even teasing him, but never indulges him. The man is known as a 'bench player.'
The term refers to the likeness of an athlete sitting on the bench, waiting to get in on the game.
John "You hear about Mike? He's got a hard on for Erin."
Chris "Yeah man, she flirts with him but won't date the guy."
John "He's totally playing the bench on that one."
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sitting on the sidelines, not in the game.
I was riding the bench in yesterday's game. I didn't get to play at all.
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this is not recommended for people who weigh less then the bar. (dish)
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(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.
(n.) A bench designed for the above.
1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.
2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press
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A group of kids who hang out at a local bench in the middle of a small town Abington in Massachusetts. Usually known for being popular, getting in fights, and a group you dont want to get involved with. Also known as TBC and CAC
I drove through Abington center today and there was a large group pf kids hangin at a bench. Is that The Bench Crew?" "Yes"
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