better late than never

A phrase following a belated event.

Dude #1: My girlfriend's period was a week late. I was freaking out!!!
Dude #2: Better late than never...
Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!

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Better you than me

used to say that you are happy because somebody has to do something hard, boring. another way of saying is
rather you than me .(ban hay hon toi roi,ban gioi hon toi roi.)

A: I am going to paint the ouside of the house this weekend.
B: better you than me - that is a big job.

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better red than dead

It is a play on words of "better dead than red" so it means that you would rather be a communist then to die as a non-communist.

Man, its better red than dead if it means i wont get my head blown off

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Think he's better than everybody because he's up

The nickname that your jealous, bitch friends give you when they lose hundreds of dollars in Vegas but you win money.

Me: Hey, what's up A.P.
A.P. : Shut up, John "Think he's better than everybody because he's up" Doe.

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Better wet than dry

A genius quote invented by Louis to state that a pussy better when moist rather than when dry.

Personally I like it better wet than dry.

better boyfriend than him

a line from ‘boyfriend’ by dove cameron because you could be a better boyfriend than him.

a. A female in love with another female, with the easy ability to replace said female’s boyfriend.

b. Jealousy of an attractive woman’s boyfriend.

*sees an attractive female in public with her boyfriend*
“i could be a better boyfriend than him”

Better Coming Than Going

The phrase "better coming than going", describes a girl or guy who looks really hot while walking towards you, however looks particularly average from behind, while he/she is walking away.

Mike: "Damn... check out this girl coming down the footpath - the blonde".
Dave: "Hell yes - she is stunning..."
** Girl Walks Past **
Dave: "...however better coming than going - that ass is terrible."

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