bum birth

The act of finally following through in the comfort of your bathroom following a long period of constipation. The feeling of joy mixed with a likely feeling of discomfort due to the build up of matter since the onset of constipation creates the strained feeling of childbirth from the rear. Usually followed by a feeling of weary elation that is once again similar to that feeling following the birth of ones child.

'I finally gave bumbirth today.'

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BIRTH OF ROME

When a ziplock bag is filled with booze, turned upside down, the corners are snipped off, and flipped over for two drinkers to suckle. Since you can't use your hands there is always a small melee being fought to control your teet and the probability of the drinkers soaking themselves and others is very high.

Results are best when the drinkers are shirtless and grappling.

Rodd:"Aww shit, John just filled a ziplock with half a fifth of Jim Beam..."

Everyone:"BIRTH OF ROME!"

Todd:"Shit. I guess I'm Remus"

Rodd:"Cool, I got Romulus"

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Birthing person

The best kinds of people in this world. If you're a birthing person, know that you're awesome!

Bertha is a birthing person who gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to a non-birthing person who fucked yo mom!

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Birth Vegan

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth

I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.

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Birth mouth

Another term for vagina

My birth mouth was so chapped after a run.

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My birth

A mistake.

My mom's biggest mistake was my birth.

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your birth

The beginning of a retard

Hey remember your birth? - Guy 1

Jim? Please don’t be just another one of my hallucinations- Guy 1

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