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Someone so unnaturally stupid that the only explanation for their stupidity is that they have been ingesting large amounts of dangerous chemicals, such as bleach, everyday since they were ten. These people are often found playing video games online and lurking discussion forums.
Bob: "This Justin Bieber kid is really cool!"
Bill: "Bob, have you been drinking bleach again?"
Jim: "Yeah Bob, you're a real bleach drinker."
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1. go kill yourself
2. committ suicide
3. leave me alone
I hate you, go DRINK BLEACH!!!!!"
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Having breath that smells of semen
Everyone was horrified when Ed showed up to work with bleach breath after a night out with the guys
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To remove the brown-stained area around one's anus with bleach.
When Caroline bent over, you could see her freshly bleached butthole glistening in the moonlight!!!
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When you accidentally put ya nigga in the washing machine and cover him in bleach and he turns white
YO DATS A BLEACHED NIGGA
DAHTS ONE NICE BLEACHED NIGGA YOU GOT THERE. DID U BUY HIM AT THE NIGGA STORE
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Maybe foreigners instead of trying to be English-rude with that 'son-of-bitch' phrase, could use this less vulgar 'son-of-bleach' as directed towards a Caucasian male?
At airport security check:
I am not a terrorist and Yes! I wish to comply with the safety regulations, you son-of-bleach!
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Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.
The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.
The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.
When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.
This last observation puzzled Canula.
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