lazy blueberry

(ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a "lazy blueberry" is the name for a testicle that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activity. The ball falls asleep because blood rushes from it to your extremities. This most often occurs during the act of masturbating and sometimes while swimming or playing basketball. This almost never happens while using the restroom.

Yesterday I got a lazy blueberry while sprinting to the mail box. My porn didn't arrive.

Blueberry Jam

G rated term for blow jobs

Melanie tends to enjoy giving blueberry jam to those who look sexually frustrated.

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blueberry buckle

When a large black woman flosses her ass with a belt, leaving a couple dingleberries on the buckle

"I love this belt, I'm going to take it home and make myself a warm blueberry buckle!

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blueberry job

The most explicit and exotic sexual acts known to mankind. Invented in world war II by the Four Founders of Fantastic Fetishes, the blueberry job has thus far been banned in 50 different countries for various reasons, one of them being the dangerous materials needed to complete it. These materials include: blueberries, gerbil, applesauce and whipped cream. Occasionally, there may be a cougar present.

Christmas: Hey Lauren, can I have a blueberry job?"
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"

Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?

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blueberry dinosaur

a sexual move in which the female is on top of the male and then pulls out suddenly. The male will be suprised and when this is happening, the woman hops around all over the man, randomly deposits feces on him, then rawrs and escapes.

Timothy said,"She and I were getting it on and then she gave me a blueberry dinosaur!"

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Blueberry Elephant

The title of your crotch area, while you have blue balls. Your wanka being the trunk, and the blue balls being blueberry's, creating a Blueberry Elephant

I had blue balls, so got I a hooker to jerk my blueberry elephant.

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Blueberry Strudel

During intercourse you are choking your partner until she turns cyanotic (Blue), then you ejaculate all over her face.

Last night i filmed myself giving my girlfriend a Blueberry Strudel

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