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Boobs are a snack, a really nice snack.
If you are a woman you should share your boobs with other people, so they can enjoy the snack too. Remember sharing is caring. If you see a homeless man who has no food and you have nothing to give him, then if you are a woman who then share your big boobs and snack with them.
*Girl get in bus and sits down*
*man gets in the bus too and sits next to girl*
Man-“ Hey I didn’t have any breakfast do you think I could have a nibble at your snack”
Girl-“ of course! My dad always told me sharing is caring!”
*Girl lifts us shirt and take off bra*
Girl- “eat up!”
*man goes under shirt and starts licking at the boobs*
Girl- “do you like it ? My dad told me last time that my boob was soooo tasty, more tasty then my mums”
Man- “oh yeah, there delicious”
*man starts violently sucking boobs*
Girl- oh that tickles! Hahaha
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A pair or set of two owls, in relation to there slang name hooters.
Hey you see those boobs up on that tree branch?
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The thing on a woman’s chest. Good to put dicks in between and are sometimes saggy. All ways look good when they bounce but aren’t ass good as booty. Also good to cum on.
“Look at her boobs bro.” “that’s my sister but I dont care I still want to Touch them and stick my dick in between them and cum all over them.”
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Heavenly Orbs of Goodness made for men to grope, lick, suck and motorboat on. (Also used for breastfeeding). These orbs omit high gravitational pull that works specifically for men's eyes.
Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
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naturally generated organic milk sacs
Girl 1: "Her boobs are so big!"
Girl 2: "More like, her organic milk sacs are so big"
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if you have something coming out of your chesticles, you have boobs.
"omg Jessia look at her chesticles. do you see those little mountains? those are boobs. educate yourself."
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