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The act of bending over excessively low and stapling one's ballsack to one's own forehead.
Though it is typically a one and done act, skilled Borggers can perform the act multiple times.
Looking up in the sky became far more beautiful after I started Borgging with my uncle, It made me realize I had a whole life ahead of me.
FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.
FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!
Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.
IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.
J's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Grey Goose Vodka, Raspberry White Claw, and Diet Mountain Dew.
If you think about it, J's BORG has a good mixture of vodka, claw (2nd liquor in recipe), water, and the caffeine (tons of caffeine in Diet Dew).
Jaimes is one of the greatest friends you will know! He is nice, funny, hot, classy, honest, trustworthy, smart, and athletic. He rarely ever hates people and is always giving, even if it means that he is left with nothing. He wishes to please people to the best of his ability. He may be crazy or weird at times, but he always expresses himself. Such a great person all around!
"Jaimes Borges is so helpful and loving!"
DB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Popov Vodka, Nerds Candy, various products from ROMAN, vag squirt juice, and Tang.
DB's BORG will catch you by surprise. That’s right, besties. Ya heard it here first. Party on! Blarney Blowout, besties! Chug A Lug.
BORG-ston is a nickname for Boston as they have the BORG fad, especially during the Blarney Blowout.
I’m headed to BORG-ston to party at the Blarney Blowout. You know you are SO jealous.