Jaimes is one of the greatest friends you will know! He is nice, funny, hot, classy, honest, trustworthy, smart, and athletic. He rarely ever hates people and is always giving, even if it means that he is left with nothing. He wishes to please people to the best of his ability. He may be crazy or weird at times, but he always expresses himself. Such a great person all around!
"Jaimes Borges is so helpful and loving!"
Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal and Lightning
"The BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO is coming for your snacks."
Some dumb norse beetle fuck on discord
"You met the Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo yet?"
"No, but I hear he's dumb and smells like wet rocks."
"Yeah, he's the same idiot writing this."
Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal
"The BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO is coming for your snacks."
BORG-ston is a nickname for Boston as they have the BORG fad, especially during the Blarney Blowout.
I’m headed to BORG-ston to party at the Blarney Blowout. You know you are SO jealous.
DB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Popov Vodka, Nerds Candy, various products from ROMAN, vag squirt juice, and Tang.
DB's BORG will catch you by surprise. That’s right, besties. Ya heard it here first. Party on! Blarney Blowout, besties! Chug A Lug.
He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta