precipitous bowel syndrome

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions

Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

Ben's Chili Bowels

n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.

Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"

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super bowel monday

That nasty dump caused by the combination of too much junk food and drink enjoyed during the big game.

Hey, don't go into the men's room for like 45 I just enjoyed a super bowel monday

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Flying Bowel Movements

A synonym for pigeons.

A flock of "Flying Bowel Movements" landed on my balcony yesterday, forcing me to do a clean-up job before my friends came by.

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Bowel Nigga Syndrome

To have Bowel Nigga Syndrome, you must be born into a nigga household with birth defects.

“Look at this nigga ovah here. He must have Bowel Nigga Syndrome with his ugly ass.”

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gay bowel syndrome

A relatively common disease of HIV positive gay men (rarely heterosexual women) who practice both receptive anal sex and oral sex ("ATM" sex) with multiple partners. The condition is characterized by an inflammed, fissured, atonic, and supporating rectum. Symptoms include diarrhea, sanguinomucopurulent rectal discharge, rectal pain and itching, and abdominal cramps. The cause is multiple concurrent infections of the colon and a traumatized rectum with intestinal parasites (worms), protozoans, bacteria, and occasionally fungi. The disease is contagious within the susceptable population of ATM practitioners and transmitted via the fecal-oral route.

He had gay bowel syndrome and he had to wear diapers.

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