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Brad

A computer nerd who fucks bitches.

Brad is a manwhore

by Bradsbitch June 7, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brad

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

Despacito the movie starring Kevin James and Michael Meyers where they drive Brad

by Sir Gay of BonerLand July 17, 2018

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Brad

noun. Someone who doesn’t make sense when he/she is texting and never corrects themselves

verb. The act of texting incoherently

(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it

Jerome: Hey coaches our in LA he says with a friends of his. Long story

Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.

Jerome is such a Brad!

by Millarga January 26, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brad

Amazing hot. May look like a gorilla and likes to suck on his banana. Although if not this feature girls tend to love him and suck it for him. Generally has an amazing asss

Brad is It

by loves alot March 17, 2016

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brad

Is the crazy rediculous kid on the high school cross country/ track and field team that tries so hard to be cool and likes to try to get with everyone on the team; kisses people whose name rhymes with smaylor smalleta; stalks you while you walk home so you have to walk into strangers backyards so he thinks you live there; likes to come up to you in the hallway at school and rub his hand all over your shoulder and say 'HEY GUYS WHATS UP?!'; tells off the smartest kid in school when the smart kid is just trying to give him girl advice so he says 'you dont get any girls, so ill listen to everyone thats trying to make me look stupid'; steals smaylor smalleta's hoodie and wears it trying to act like he is b.a!; has creepy facial hair that grows everywhere like he is part wolf; has in IQ of 6; creeps behind everyone at practice; has a butt buddy!; rides in the coach's car; says he can run 5k in 18 minutes when really its 18 hours!

'Brad! i'm telling you! dont ask her out! she is going to tell you no! he is giving you bad advice to make you look stupid!' said the smart kid.
'you dont get any of the girls smart kid! so i'm going to listen to the jocks and do what they tell me to do!' exclaimed brad as he cackled!

by Xcgirliegirlss! March 19, 2010

17πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


a-brad

Noun: The equivilent to B-A-M-F.
Verb: To violently rape.

I A-braded that ho up so bad last night.

by NicoleCali February 11, 2008

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


brad

a guy who looks like he would be small in the pants. he is very un-experienced in the bed. and looks like a typical gay man.

oh he is wearing pink,.. that guy looks like a bradley

by drake wetering June 7, 2011

12πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž