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A de-evolution of the typical White male, into a retarded, mongoloid animal that runs straight on Coors and weed. Most real Motocrossers hate Bros because they all suck at riding but say that they don't. Some Bros can be classified as wiggers, which is odd because they are extremely racist. They drive 20" lifted trucks that never see dirt yet boast about how they did 8 backflips at Glamis. They like to start stuff with people for no reason on the way you look even though they look about ten times as gay as you could ever dream of making yourself look. Their slutty jizz jar female followers known as "Brohos" are dumb bimbos that just want to get fucked and have some sense of an identity.
My girlfriend was real cool until she started wearing SoCal shit and started hanging out with a couple Bros and wanted me to start shopping at No Fear, so I dumped her slutty ass.
I might also mention that about 4 of my really good friends degenerated into Bros a couple years ago and they now work in either commercial construction or a No Fear store... If your friends start showing signs of Bro degeneratingness, it would be best to put them down.
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When you adopt a baby with your bros
#nohomo
1. Person: Boys lets adopt a bro-by!
Others: Hell yeah !
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A true brother that is beast, Very cool dude.
Whats up bro?
That´s my true bro
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When you mad but don't really have anything to say
Friend: girlll
Me: What ?
Friend: your boyfriend kissed me
Me: Bro wtf
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a status higher than best friend. A bro always has his bro's back. You can easily spot bro by finding a small group of males doing something stupid. Contrary to popular belief, a girl can also be a bro. They mainly live by a set of rules (or guidelines) commonly called the BRO CODE. Brah and Bruh are different pronunciations typically used by douches to refer to basically any other male and should not be used unless you want to sound ridiculously douchey. The bond between 2 bros is everlasting and very rarely breaks apart. Many times, the bros will assist each other when hitting on chicks and a good bro will always jump on the "grenade" when his bro is hitting on a chick with an ugly friend in order to attempt to ensure that his friend will receive the best outcome possible. Unfortunately many young males misuse this sacred title reducing it to nothing but an obnoxious phrase a guy calls everyone in his frat.
Douche 1: sup brah?
Douche 2: sup bruh?
guy 1: dude they are such big douches
guy 2: yeah i know right? Hey bro, i met this chick i really like. You think you can help me get her?
guy 1: I got your back bro.
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A guy who loves the gym, his truck, and his vape pen. Usually found wearing tap out brand clothing and sunglasses when it's not even sunny.
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