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The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.
Bruce Dickinson is the pinnacle of human achievement. I bat off to him every night.
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Superiour master of Kung Fu and other Wu Shu, the only "Hollywoodized" martial artist who ever came close to Bruce Lee's mastery of Kung Fu is Yang Sze (more commonly known as Bolo Yeung, he starred in a number of Bruce's movies, as well as the slew of Van Damme's kickboxing flix -- almost invariably as the bad guy.) Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and especially Brandon Lee, etc., did not come close.
Contrary to the haters' belief, Bruce Lee has had a number of high-publicity fights, including one with Bolo(although not taped.)
Bruce Lee's fighting style, and indeed his whole life, has lots of controversy around it. All that controversy aside, the success Bruce Lee attained cannot be forgotten.
Bruce Lee.
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Bay Area suburban white gang that harasses minorities. Their innocuous tomfoolery includes vehicular manslaughter, assault and battery, extortion, armed robbery, illegal distribution of mind-inhibiting substances, contempt of court, purgery, and J-walking. This highly sophisticated gang funds its devious operations by selling overdue library books on the black market, extorting innocent tourists, and insurance fraud.
Jamal: Y'all be exceptionally vigilant tonight. Dem Bruce Brothers be lurkin on the streets!
Darius: Oh boy! Jeepers Creepers! I appreciate the info my brotha!
(Tyrone doesn't show up to class)
Terrance: Hey guys, have you seen Tyrone? Hopefully, the Bruce Brothers didn't get him.
Everyone: Oh no! Let's hope not!
The best person ever! He work's really hard and cares for his kids and loves his wife. He is very smart and cautious but very very shy. If you have Bruce in your life you are very lucky as he is a gift.
I love Bruce so much!
Omg he's so kind!
I love my dad so much!
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Philopher and martial artist. Founder of JKD. The first asian man to make it big in hollywood, despite his fame coming after his death. Contrary to the belief of a few idiots, he was actually a real-life fighter. However, his actual fighting style was more upright than the movie style he performed. He also took quite a few hits and wouldn't take on hundreds of people at once.
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When someone is taking a hit from a large bong as well as fighting a single or multiple assailants, all at once. Ganjudo is a technique from this same style of fighting
In Enter the Dragon you can see Bruce was Bruce leein' while hitting a four footer during his fight with Kareem Abdul Jabbar
An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time, Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their friends to chip in for a bit of marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"
"Look at Bruce the Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"