When you pay a premium to get super sore.
Your Hanny Granny gave me some Bulgarian Split Squats yesterday.
Slap any Bulgarian you want on the 23rd March
yes today is slap a Bulgarian day
When one or more passengers in a car secretly remove their clothes when
Alex and Colton pulled a classic Bulgarian Party Bus on Geoff, who was shocked to see them naked.
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A man crouches over a woman facing towards her pussy. He proceeds to shit all over her boobs while making tweeting noises. He then proceeds to mash the shit into the womanβs mouth. The woman then feeds the man as if he was a baby bird with this shit in her mouth.
I pulled A Bulgarian bird feeder with my wife paste night now I have pink eye and an infection.
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To fill a tube-sock with poop and pee, then whip someone across the face with it.
Jon- "Let's fuck with Josh,"
Micheal"how?"
Jon- "Let's give 'em a Bulgarian Bull Whip!"
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Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!
Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
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intercourse with a woman between her brreasts. The same thing as a pearl necklace.
Charlene has big tits, and I was giving her a Bulgarian muscle fuck when her old man walked in on us.
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