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When someone targets one of your definitions and keeps giving you thumbs down everyday just to be a prick.
Dude someone is definition targeting one of my entries! Fuck! I went through all this trouble to get it approved by those fucking urbandictionary editors and now some asshole is giving me bad ratings.
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Something that the Urban Dictionary does not consist of.
Person 1 - Hey, why'd you flunk the vocab test? Weren't you studying all week?
Person 2 - Yeah, but I used the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1 - Dude but you know that they don't contain the Proper Definition
Person 2 - Well. Yeah, but I used Bing.
A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.
Examples:
1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)
2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)
3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups
Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.
Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name
Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".
Another boring definitions along with name definitions and they are also plagued all over the dictionary
At least they are not sex definitions
Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get some love or all
And if you go vote then there will be almost everything being name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
Somebody saying something good about themselves and making a definition of it here to feel better about their petty selves
Hey look my Name definition says I'm not a wanker (*secretly laughs knowing she made her own Name definitions*)
A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.
Users: Let's write name definitions that describe who we are!
Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?
User named Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—
UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't do this to me.
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Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.
Name Definition for a whore named Fellatia: Fellatia is a lovely girl who lives in Des Moines. She has long brown hair, she is kind and beautiful and you will fall in live with her as soon as you meet her. You will want to sniff her butt, beat up her mom and burn down her house. You will still love her after her boyfriend kicks your ass and even after her parents get a restraining order on you.
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