bye loop

What happens when, on the phone or instant messenger, someone needs to go (or fakes needing to go to end the conversation) and says "bye" (or a variant, or an IM shortening of it like 'cya').
The other participent says "bye"--or something-- The original person says "bye"/whatever again, and the other one responds. This can go on for minutes or longer until someone--or their parent--puts their foot down.

ExampleScreenName1: well i g2g
ExampleScreenName1: cya
SampleSNperson8: cya
ExampleScreenName1: bye
SampleSNperson8: call you later
ExampleScreenName1: l8r
SampleSNperson8: yea, cya
ExampleScreenName1: ttyt
SampleSNperson8: g2g
ExampleScreenName1: cya
SampleSNperson8: bye~~~
ExampleScreenName1: OK I HAVE TO GO NOW!!! PARENTS!!! GAH! BYE!
SampleSNperson8: OK!!! BYE!!!

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speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

bye nicole

An expression used by a 30-something parent-type trying to be cool and falling short when attempting to dismiss someone who is being annoying.

"I'm going to go sit in my room and play video games and ignore people."
"... bye Nicole."
"(Eye roll) Did you mean 'bye Felicia'?"

Bye josh

When a man does not meet your expectations, you use this phrase to dump him.

Omg i went on a date last night and he ordered shepherds pie, bye josh!

Bye bi

When you want to say goodbye to someone that's bisexual.

Person1:I'll see ya later.

Person2:Bye bi!

Fuckety Bye

A term used to say goodbye in a rude and patronizing manner.

Alright, Fuckety Bye

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sha bye

Just a fancier and more stylish way of saying "bye"

"Omg you're irritating me I'm getting off the phone sha bye Keisha "

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