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This is someone, typically young, who assumes that they can accomplish IRL what they can in electronic games.
Yeah, that kid made a fool of himself at the gun range, another Call of Duty, COD sniper!
A person with an uncontrollable urge to mention the Call Of Duty series on all corners of the internet and even most plain's of existence. Cod Haters are often times more annoying than the fans of the series bringing up Cod on videos, forums, etc, comparing cod to completely unrelated video games, for example, Fallout 3, Guild Wars, Skyrim, Metro 2033, Pong, Flower, and every other video game video on youtube.
This is an actual comment thread on the metro 2033 review by Gamespot.
commenter#1 Lol what a retard.
Commenter #2 If you do not wanna look like a retard what are you responding about? Don't just say "Lol what a retard".
Commenter #1 But you are mate.
Your comment is completlly retarded and makes no sense,so how do I reply?
You don't try to reason with a guy that comes up to you and starts talking crazy shit now do you?
You're being ignorat for posting that comment,and thinking that it's posiblle to reply to that piece of shit comment with any sort inteligence or reason.
You deserve none.
Moron.
commenter #2.Either you are mentally handicapped or just stupid.
2. I was trying to say that Metro 2033 was better than Call of Duty (but of course everything is better than Call of Duty)
3.Please tell me how I am being "Ignorant" you can not be ignorant of a personal opinion about something.
4. Welcome to the internet.
Commenter #1
You're not sharing your opinion you piece of shit,you're just raging on a game and IGN for no reason.
THEY DIDN'T MENTION COD IN THIS REVIEW ONCE, but you still leave a comment about it,like a good little troll.
There are a milion people that leave the same exact comment on IGN reviews,and you thinking that anyone gives a shit what you think about Cod makes me laugh you fucking moron. If you dont like cod,dont play it. Simple. Cod haters
Welcome to common sense you piece of shit
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A child who is around 11 years old and only plays call of duty and when they play other games it's funny.
CoD kid:WTF HACKER U KILLED ME!!
Tf2 player:no I'm just good at the game CoD kid.
The day, or several days after buying a new Call of Duty, that you stay home from school or work in order to play it.
Teacher: Where's Robert today?
Student: He got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday, he must've come down with CoD Flu.
Teacher: ...what a shame.
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A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.
That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!
a COD hangover occurs when you play call of duty so much that the next morning you are, tired, irritable, your eyes feel like they'll explode, and severe headaches... this often occurs with college students who have classes the next morning
Dude i'm gonna have a COD hangover, i gotta be up at 6:45 to go to class
All those little kids that spend their entire life and money on the Call Of Duty franchise. This individual:
1. Thinks that the only "kick-ass" game is Cod.
2. Is usually a fat potty-mouthed socially depressed kid and has fat parents who don't give a shit about his child's health and therefore let him play videogames all the time to keep him away from their lives while feeding him fast food from Mc. Donalds.
3. Thinks that he can go to the army and eventually kick everyone's ass without any kind of training.
4. Believes of himself as the best because of his kill/death ratio, or his high multiplayer rank.
5. Is doomed to live the rest of his life as a dungeon troll.
COD Fanboy's logic:
Maybe if I insult everyone, people will start thinking that I am a badass. "MOM BRING ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE IM HUNGRY YOU BITCH!"
Everyone in the lobby:
*watch out we've got a badass over here*
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