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A new technological advancement in many electronic devices for use in social media. This advancement can either be a blessing or a curse. It posses the power to help your vocabulary when you don't know how to spell a word or make you sound like a complete utter dumb ass.
I tried texting my girlfriend that i was horny but that god damn auto-correct changed it to hirny, way to cock block me phone.
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Mealy-mouthed attempt at getting people to avoid superficial expressions of bigotry, which ends up debasing the language without dealing with the stupidity underlying most hates and fears. Merely ends up giving the bigots one more thing to snarl at and, yes, it really can impose a tyranny of its own. Many examples of allegedly common politically correct speech are urban myths ... which we could still have done without.
Some (real and imaginary) examples of political correctness:
You're not black (in the USA), you're African-American.
(As Whoopi Goldberg once commented, and I may be paraphrasing, "My ancestors didn't come through generations of the slave trade and the Civil Rights movement to end up hyphenated.")
You're not crippled, you're differently abled.
You're not a member of the Undead, you are biometrically challenged.
You're not an android, you are an artificial person.
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Intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime.
Thanks to Political Correctness it's now 'wrong' for me to think certain thoughts, and that isn't right.
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November 12, 4:10 a.m. - November 13, 4:10 a.m.
On this day shall no corrections of faulty English formation/structure/spelling be made, as agreed by participating delegates.
No Corrections Day
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Person 1: brush your teeth as if there's no tomorrow.
Person 2: =S I will do that indeed.
A person who Is badass or amazing for who and what they define him/her self
Jacks is a star of correction. Never is there a moment where he will ever fail. Flawless!
When smart phones correct voice-to-text messages into something erotic, regardless of your original intent.
My smart phone's voice-to-text autoerotic-corrected "genius" to "penis," and I didn't check it before sending it!
When someone doesn't understand when you're trying to say error correction.
Obviously you're correcting the air.
"Susie wanted to know how to fix the h2o levels so she asked if it could be an air correction."