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When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.
A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!
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Travis Scott's record label. Also the name of a Jordan 4 which was a collaboration between Travis and Jordan brand which now goes for about $600
Dude, did you hear that Travis just released Cactus Jack records.
Just copped them Cactus 4's off StockX
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A Mexican tranvestite.
Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.
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Online game from early days, everyone loves it
Hey, let's play some Cactus McCoy together!
When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus
girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"
It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.
I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.
a cactus that is actually a reincarnation of our lord and savior.
yo cacty the cactus is like, jesus man
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