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the kind of person to use the 😐 emoji
“oh caleb? yea he definitely uses the 😐 emoji”
“i heard he cant take jokes”
Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.
"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
Calebs are the sexiest Bitches ever!!! All the other guys wish ther were like him. Calebs have brown hair and sexy, blue eyes. All girls wish they could suck his sweet dick.
Girl 1: omg, I think I just saw god!
Girl 2: it’s not god, it’s a Caleb.
10👍 5👎
He is a skater who loves his friends and fortnite he has anger issues but is cool be careful he steals your food
Caleb is the best
10👍 5👎
Caleb Likes A girl who looks like they have crunchy peanut butter all over their Face
Caleb: I like that girl over there!
Blaine:She looks like she got crunchy peanut butter all over her face!
Caleb: I'm allergic to peanuts tho!!
Blaine: Well looks like your dick is gonna get swollen
3 hours later...
Caleb as Died Of peanut allergie
10👍 5👎
pretty nice dude, can beat anyone in a rollerblading race. looks like a Mexican but isn’t. has abs like a Jordan, but different. has a crush on this dude ************** but isn’t gay. surprises you with what he says, is funny and pretty nice to be around but has terrible taste in clothing. nice guy nonetheless.
“dude, did you see that thing on roller bales whip around the corner?! it must be Caleb”
4👍 1👎
A very loving person. They will do anything to make you smile. If they ever see you feeling down they will immediately cheer you up. He loves to hug other people, and will always be there to lend you a hand. Even know their emotions sometimes over powers he will still be nice to you. He loves to draw and daze off, but he will still be paying attention to what you say.
Me: I just got accepted into college!
Caleb: That is amazing! ( As he hugs with the best hug ever. )
4👍 1👎