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Capital A

One heck of a pimped out nickname!

J.B. loves the "Capital A" chain!

by Capital_A September 12, 2003

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Capitalism

A system devised to ensure ugly, boring people still get laid.

"I own a lot of property. I give money, that I inherited, to people with ideas that I think might make me more money."
"Great."
"I own a lot of really fast cars."
"Cool."
"I'm a winner."
"Uh-huh."
"What do you do?"
"I teach disabled kids how to read."
"Ouch. That can't pay well."
"Nope."
"Sucks to be you. Would you like to see some pictures of my cars."
"No, thank you. Sorry, I have to go."
"Look what lovely cars I have... I love capitalism."

by nobody_special August 29, 2015

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Capitalism

THE lie.

Sure, capitalism works. Only when they want it to.

by February 14, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Capitalism

A country where it’s government doesn’t care about its people and only care about taking their money and leaving them broke which they don’t care and don’t do anything about it.

The United States uses a capitalism government

by Adolf Mussolini August 10, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


capitalism

1. The economic system of 99% of the world.

2. The reason you can drive Porsches and Lamborghinis instead of rusty pieces of shit.

3. The only way to be truly individualistic without having to worry about having your organs being cooked on a frying pan tomorrow or the government breaking down your doors and killing your entire family.

4. The only economic system where you have an opportunity to be wealthy instead of shit poor like the rest of your neighbors.

5. The only economic system where society, technology, and the ingenuity advances as a whole.

Socialists like to believe that everyone will do their civic duty and contribute to society, and the people who do not will be punished by people as a whole. But what they don't understand is that humanity will always be greedy, and while they will for a time happily work themselves to death for "society," they will eventually disregard their duties and not work unless compensation is involved.

Communists like to believe that with the trusty government watching their back, nothing will happen to them. But what they don't realize is that one word to come out at the wrong place at the wrong time will get them in prison and beaten and whipped.

Anarchists like to believe that with no government watching their backs, everybody will do the right thing. But what they don't understand is that humanity is a violent species (like all animals) and without a set of governing laws or any set jobs, then we will revert to our prehistoric state and every idea humanity has ever thought of will just be thrown out the window.

Every single economic/governing system mentioned here is a leech of capitalism.

by IamRonPaul June 26, 2014

4πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Denture Capitalism

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.

'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'

by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012


Super Capitalism

A joke started by libertarian socialist political commentator Vaush about how Americans would have already been socialists if socialism "came wrapped in an American flag" and didn't have the baggage that the word does today. Many super capitalism memes also attempt to highlight how regular capitalism restricts freedom of the average individual, whereas super capitalism (market socialism) would not.

The term has nothing to do with Mussolini's supercapitalism which was the fascist conception of modern capitalism as a denigration of an older, better, heroic capitalism.

"Listen up y'all. You've had regular capitalism and all the wealth just goes to the corporations and these fat cats just sit up there at their big ol'... they dont do shit okay- I'm selling you... SUPER CAPITALISM! SUper CAPITALISM is SO invested in private enterprise that every single individual actually collectively owns a portion of the place they work at! You're a McDonald's fry-- chef-man? You work! That's part of your business son! That's you now! SUPER CAPITALISM! In addition... I am SO in favor of market incentives and market forces that I *reject* the private ownership of ANY industry which interferes with the function of those market forces. TransportatIon? Healthcare!? These are INELASTIC MARKETS DUMB FUCK....... SUPER CAPITALISM!"

by Whette Aeggue January 1, 2021