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The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.
Hey Nancy, let’s run the ol’ Georgian Cardinal! I already have the rope ready.
The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.
I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?
The Cardinal is a drink consisting of red wine, Cherry Sourz and a dash of tabasco sauce. Made famous by Colin "The Cardinal" Hill each element is red to represent the fact Cardinal is actually a reddy colour. It is often consumed with milk and bread.
"Lets have ourselves a Cardinal"
"Oh no The Cardinal is the most disgusting drink ever"
A skinny guy who likes to crack a few jokes. However he can charm your parents and win over your teacher in a second. He will also claim to be sweet but will dump a girl in a second. Most people his age will call him a trouble maker and think he’s a silly goose. He’s also a avid gambler
Bodie: hello Ms, how was your day
Teacher: it was quite fine BODIE cardine!
Bodie: why don’t you have 40$ to gamble hm..
Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.
Cardinal Stritch University is a school
Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else
Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No