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carl gallagher

hottest man to ever exist 🀀🀀 as a kid he was adorable , when he’s older he’s hot as all shit 😍

girl: omg is that carl gallagher?!
girl 2: yes! isn’t he hot πŸ₯΅

by big.dick.bitch.com December 24, 2019


Carl Box

A Carl Box is a term coined by the Super Mario Maker internet community to describe a situation where a player stands still while trying to assess the layout of the level they've just entered, only to be bombarded by traps/enemies that punish the player for standing still in the first place.

Mainly used to troll the player and make them lose lives, Carl Boxes come in a wide variety of forms, as the game's build assets allow for a great range of tricks to use. Carl Boxes also serve to prevent the player from successfully analyzing the situation, to lead them through purposely erroneous paths in order to lead them into inescapable traps that forces them to relinquish a life, and/or to do the wrong thing due to desperation. Because of the requirements that allow level makers to publish their levels, they have to be solved at least once, so Carl Boxes can be used as part of puzzles meant for the player to solve through quick action.

Carl Boxes were coined by Twitch streamer and Youtuber CarlSagan42, an avid player of Mario Maker and a Super Mario Bros speedrunner, due to his propensity to fall into them while streaming, so they're a self-deprecating term.

It was a damn Carl Box! You piece of sh...!

by Abarbarea March 5, 2020


Carl Stagg

A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.

Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?

by foxylady4u October 7, 2010


Carl Jung

Carl Jung, The archetypal badass. So badass, that he had to invent his own school of psychology just to have room for all the awesome he was sent to Earth to unfold.
Although only known by name to the average internet user, Carl Jung continues to resonate strongly in the internet's collective unconscious. One of Carl Jung's famous quotes: "What you resist, you become", perhaps the defining psychological dynamic of the internet.

The internet made me gay. Damnit Carl Jung

by NotAnEgyptian December 11, 2010

353πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


carl poppa

A person who hurts gingerbread boys. Especially the pretend ones. He flows. La jiggy jar jar doo. A person who doesn't like stinky tiaras, and hates sticky chairs. Would to take archery, but can't. He loves tossing bricks, it doesn't matter what type because a brick is just a brick. He can find his way through a hall without a light. He'll hit you with a femur if he has to. Wise.

"Comin' at at ya like 1, 2, walkers in the back of the club."
"All I have is piles of bones, bones, bones."
"You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me Carl Poppa."

by platoniccuddle April 17, 2016

80πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


john-carl

A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD

"Dude, John-Carl is such a cool guy! I can't believe I get to have him as a friend!"

by OneManArmy.CA July 1, 2015

56πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Carl Johnson

A fool that picked the wrong house.

All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.

by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

158πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž