carpe noctem

seize the night

me: "I drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"

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Carpe` Copuli

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

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Carpe eatum

Latin term for lesbians, carpet munchers. Generally translated as "seize the muff".

Shelly was a card carrying carpe eatum.

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Grass Carp

Biting and basically eating the hair DIRECTLY from a persons ass crack.

My girl was licking my butthole and she started grass carping me. She sure can grass carp.

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Carpe Diem

To go to the bathroom intending a quick whizz, but deciding mid stream to "sieze the day" and roll out a big steamy one.

"Dude, you've been gone for 15 minutes I thought you were taking a piss?"

"Carpe Diem"

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Mud Carp

A mud carp is a white male who almost exclusively dates or bangs black women.

Dude, look at Brandon's new black girlfriend. God, what a mud carp.

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carpe pm

A phrase meaning: Seize the Night!

A play on the Latin phrase Carpe Diem which means Seize the Day.

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