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another slang term for male masterbation
Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!
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A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.
"Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!"
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(noun) A small penis.
Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!
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Meaning: I love you, we belong together, we go well together.
Actually a Forrest Gump reference: "We goes together like peas and carrots."
Forrest and Jenny were always taking walks together, they were like Peas & Carrots.
Mary-Jane: "I love you, Harry."
Harry: "Peas & Carrots, Mary Jane!"
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its a carrot, but its mega, FIRST BTW
Pervo The Great: hey lady would you like an alternative to your carrot?
lady: Yes.
Pervo the Great: well, take my Mega Carrot, am sure you're gonna like it, You can even eat it when you're finished!
1. a little christian lie
2. marijuana?
3. a metaphor for anyones simple trick to escape boredom
"Its no ploy! Its no gimic!"
"Would you like to play 20 questions with me? Carrot Rope"
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the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.
I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.
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