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The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.
AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh
Absolute unit sickest cunt I ever had in my mouth
Glorious feel really gentle and moist
Oh cuthbert the caterpillar was so delicate and scrumptious
It's a rare creature, only grown in the early months after the winter solstice. The cabo caterpillar grants you the powers of freddy mercury and makes you unable to enter a school zone.
Ever since Sean grew that cabo caterpillar he can't pick up his kid from school or go to the bar without dudes grabbing his ass.
A mischevious, fuzzy little caterpillar that says the word Fail. It's videos can be seen on the site youtube.com/dyli.
Fail.
Hey, don't be the fail caterpillar!
In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.
We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints
Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.
Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?
Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?
Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*