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does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
does giving birth cause PTSD?
*takes on bimbo accent* Oh. My. Gawd, it is sooooo lyk tha sickest song eva!!!
Haha, mk seriously, some random song that a coupple of very bored teenagers made up making fun of fat ppl and all their excuses as to why they're fat.
She says she has some weired disease
He says he's allergic to cheese
She says it's just her family way
He says a growing boy needs a hamburger a day
Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!
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What you got going on today is the result of the decisions you have made along the way. Bad habits, good habits (good in your eyes, bad in others eye. Depends who you ask.)
My pain is caused by my pleasures.
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when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon
Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know
the most insulting of insults. whenever this is said to someone, they are usually hospitalized for up to a month. very powerful. only to be used if you want to absolutely destroy your opponent.
jake: “your mom is such a slut”
jordan: “are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser”
jake: “AH” *literally fucking dies*
This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.
This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand
Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}
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1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.
talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening
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