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That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.
Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
person that thinks they are entitled to join any and every conversation while simultaneously cooking mediocre food and listening to bisexual
bruh why does ch-eff mike think he’s entitled to join our personal conversation
what you can call that one creepy/weird chef at your work that doesn’t deserve the respect of the actual word chef
pronounced ch-eff not shh-ef
bruh ch-eff mike is trying to flirt with me again even AFTER i told him in a minor AND a lesbian
They’re very sweet and kinda and I love her a lots her voice is very calming :))
Someone: Hey who tf is ch!0e
Someone2: they’re a stinky person 😁
A form of measurement in reference to body hair. Specifically a cunt hair.
“That ball was a ch away from hitting my face”
“The painting was just a ch away from being perfectly level”
“If that stab wound was just a ch to the left it would have hit their heart”
I phrase said by all Asian parents meaning ‘okay’
Me: Ammi can I play PlayStation for a bit
Mum: Ch