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While getting head, you pull out and shoot your load on her face, making the cheesecake. Then you proceed to punch her in the nose to make the cherries.
She was being a real bitch, so I gave here a cherry cheesecake.
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The act of performing a cream pie with a set of busty Japanese twin sisters, or first cousins in a pinch
Pho gave the Shang sisters the old Japanese cheesecake last night.
No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.
"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."
"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."
The act of sandblasting a lady’s face with jizz whilst up to the second knuckle in your own rusty sheriff’s badge and then finishing up by giving her a dirty sanchez
Steve always maintained that it was the moment he gave Maria a Follygate Cheesecake that he truly knew that she was the one for him
The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!
Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.
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To say fuck it, to the bullshit, to the cheesecake, to all of it. Just fuck it.
"Fuck you, fuck this shit, fuck the cheesecake!"
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