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Chode

Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

by chocolate hotdog MKAY May 23, 2011

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Chode

A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.

Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.

by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 5, 2015

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Chode

A penis that has greater girth than length.

Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.

by Amorformosus March 4, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode

1) When a mans penis is starting to erect or come down from an erection to when it's fully filled with blood but it's growing in length only girth

2) A small but fat penis (complete opposite of a dagger dick)

Stacy:"Well I was gonna fuck him but he had a chode so even if I wanted to it was too thick"
Lexi:"HAHAHAHAH you got clam jammed by a dick"

by xyoungdaggerdick August 18, 2017

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Chode

1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)

Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."

by K._a._t._i._e._ June 1, 2017

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Chode

A very short yet fat dick

Ty:damn that kid Noah has a small dick

Fred:Naw he has a chode

by Poodlepoo22 February 23, 2015

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Chode

Dylan Ray

Chode hasn't fucked Anika yet.

by 12345678900987654322345678 November 26, 2018

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