chuff pot

Fat knacker who eats to much morleys

look at that chuff pot coming out of morleys with another bucket of chicken.

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Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

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Chuff like a wizard's sleeve

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

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chuff like a wizards sleave

women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth

i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wizards sleave

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Flying monkey's chuff nut

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

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her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

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