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That moment when you wake up at 3 in the morning in the back of a van and a strange man is tickling your stomach with a grin on his face and ill content in his heart.
I was molested last night by a Cincinnati ticklers "elbow"
The small area of skin between the vagina or penis/ball sack and the anus that is particularly dirty and smelly because of a failed back to front wipe job. In other words, a taint with some shit on it.
Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.
I was railing my neighbor’s wife from behind when I began getting some wafts of dirty ass. I looked down to her Cincinnati bootstrap needed a bit of a wash.
I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.
The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.
When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.
I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.
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When a man (The filling ) lays face up on the stomach of an obese woman (The bottom bun) and another obese women lays on top of him (Top Bun) A circle of men and women surround them and proceed to "dress" the sandwich qith feces,urine,and ejaculate.
" I went to Carls party yesterday, there were tons of banging chicks, plus we did a Cincinnati Sandwich with Yolanda, and Carla !"
When you're hitting it from behind so hard that she can't help but make an awkward groaning noise, much like a large, Midwestern bullfrog.
Dann dude, I fucked Stacy so hard last night that she couldn't help but let out a Cincinnati bullfrog.
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A Cincinnati Facial is a sex act in which a group of men stand in a circle around a kneeling subject (usually female) and simultaneously fap. After every man in the circle has splooged, the subject's face should be completely covered in trouser gravy. The man who was last to jizz must now lick the subject's face completely clean of cum. After this has been done, the first man to splooge fucks the subject. This act is similar to both bukakke and soggy biscuit.
Brad: The guys and I gave Heather a Cincinnati Facial.
Derek: No way! Did you have to lick it off?
Have your male or female partner lay down on their back. Carefully mount their face and dip your sack (ball) into their mouth, and repeatedly hit their nose with your shaft. Now begins the warbling of the ballsack with your partners tongue. When it comes time to ejaculate, shit on their neck, and aim for the forehead and hair. While cumming try to imitate the mating call of the Cincinnati Warbler
Patrick: "I Cincinnati Warbler'd my girlfriend and she took it like a champ!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, Steph is a goddamn warbling gladiator!"
Stefan: "What's it called when you shit in a sock and hit someone with it?"
Evan: "Oh! I did that to my girlfriend last night, I think it's a Cincinnati Warbler."
Jordan: "No, that's a Chicago Billyclub."
Evan: "Oh that's right."
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