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It is when you ask someone to subtly wet an amount of toilet paper so it is easier to wipe your bum after a poop
Can you please Honda Civic this piece of toilet paper?
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the best compact sedan ever been created by humans. costs less than 20k, runs great, comfy, and kicks the ass out of a ferrari, lamborghini, or corolla
i got a honda civic for 15k, and it has been running great since 1990. my stupid friend got a bmw, and then engine broke after 1 day
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When a person is sentenced to perform volunteer work or civil service that they have no interest in doing. They'll end up doing the work, and building houses for the poor, but they'll be pissed the whole time they're doing it.
"Why is Paul punching the drywall?"
"Don't mind him, he got caught littering and got sentenced to some civic enragement."
A honda civic is a car with much potential for all you v8 lovers. A civic may not produce as much horsepower as a v8 stock but who leaves their car stock? A turboed 1.6L Civic would spank a v8 even tho the v8 is still pushing more horsepower and torque. Honda engines are great because they are very small but can generate a shit load of horsepower so why don't you v8 lovers go look at a youtube video sometime and look at a Civic pushing 500 or 600hp and see if your "big time v8s" can keep up. And remember one thing, it doesn't matter how fast your car goes, it's how fast you can get it up there so the civic dominates in the quickness factor!
*200hp Honda Civic 12 sec car / 300hp v8 14 sec car
*v8 is a health drink and nothing better!
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When a Douche pulls the same face in every photo thinking they look awesome when in actually fact they are not
"You do realize that you look fucking ridiculous in this picture, total civic face"
"You are totally pulling a civic face in that picture"
This guys civic face is so fucking retarded it actually is cool
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