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When a cougar picks up and has sex with a young and inexperienced male who learns a lot from the the encounter
"Where did Dave go?" "Cougar class"
I went to cougar class last night!
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You see class reunions aren't meant to be get togethers to talk about the fond memories of school it's a battleground where you show off how much better you are compared to the rest of your class and laugh at those who peaked to early, are fat, possibly divorced and or with kids that they had when they were 16.
Generally the ones who start planning a class reunion are of the female gender who are unsatisfied with their life and want to see if any of their fellow classmates are any worse than them or are the extremely successful females who are married with kids to a husband who may or may not be having an affair with her best friend who want to promote their rank in the hierarchy of people they haven't seen in approximately 10 years.
Men rarely if ever prepare a class reunion. The only reason why a man who do such a thing is if they just broke up with their fiancé because she eloped and now he has to find another girl to get engaged with since his overprotective mom already has a wedding hall reserved and sent out invitations. In order to appease his mother he decides to call a class reunion hoping he would "reconnect" a.k.a. knock up some chick that he at least has some knowledge of and hope to start a family with her so he can skip the dating process.
Female 1: Shit, I just lost my job, my husband left me, and I'm pregnant.
Female 2: Let's call up a class reunion to see how miserable the people we hated in high school are.
Man 1: Fuck, my girlfriend dumped me for another chick.
Man 2: Bro I feel you man. Why don't we have a class reunion and try to hook you up with that hot chick that everyone wanted to have sex with?
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that feeling you get when for some dumb fucking reason you decided to come to school today.
i made this while i was bored in class.
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One who takes only A-level classes and never challenges themselves with the intention of getting straight A's and boosting their GPA with no effort, even though they could easily be taking higher-level AP or honors classes. Similar to a gpa whore in nature, except not as extreme, and less of a try-hard. Similar in connotation to a Gym class warrior, being an A-class Warrior is not honorable and is frowned upon by actual smart people. Some National Honor Society clubs are full of A-class Warriors.
The only reason Tyra is in the top 10 is because she's an A-class Warrior.
This refers to the graduating year of people who were born in 2009/2010.
No insults needed.
Person A: So the class of 2028 are '09 and '10 people?
Person B: Yeah that is just it
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The class that is fucking up my GPA
Fuck,my Spanish class keeps fucking up my GPA
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1.some place where 99% of people sleep in and 1% end up becoming the teacher who teaches it.
2.a class that is mandatory to take in school where you learn about the good/bad things that happened in the wolrd
"Man:History class was so boring most of the class fell asleep!"
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