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The most beautiful creation of the universe. It's not a coincidence she speaks italian and is still alive in one of the rings of saturn.
-God or Morgan Freeman: Today i'm going to do something very beautiful.
-God or Morgan Freeman: Here is, behold world! this is Claudia Cardinale.
When a lesbian sends kiss emojis to the ex wife of her mom's neighbor
You did the Dirty Claudia again, didn't you?
Yes, but she blocked me
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an extemly gorgeous girl. you have to do a double take when she walks bye. her eyes will creep their ways into your heart. shes a wonderful listener and will Always be there for anybody. she neive and very trusting and tends to get hurt way to often from that. She is in everyway perfect. she has the reputation of a nice, innocent, fun loving girl. but once you get to know her better you find out she has a bad side. she can seduce any man with just one glance. her hair is never perfect but always suits her and she free-spirit ways.
shes delicate like a flower and needs to be taken care of with love and support.
she has the most beautiful lips, soft and kissable.
any man that is with her will think every moment. "how did i get this lucky?"
girlfriend material
boy 1:did you see claudia shaw today?
boy2: i want her to be mine
boy 3: i didnt know angels existed till i met her
boy 4: shes mine. i will do anything to keep it like that to
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when someone does something wrong or at any random moment you say this. Everyone will either laugh or if this person is the claudia they will hold a long pause then say something of this sort "wtf guys?!?!"
Marles-"Fuck man This Condom Broke!"
Charles-"Damn It Claudia!!"
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Another way of describing the anus.
Tonight I fancy taking you up the Claudia Schiffer!
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Huge troll that will eat all your sorbet and leave the empty bucket in the freezer for you to throw out. Also is very sweet and has a nice bum. But still a troll.
Wtf i thought i had a full bucket of sorbet in here, morenda claudia was prob here, what a troll
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