Clear Channel

Radio used to be good until Clear Channel came along. Now it sucks, like "rock" stations that play nothing but Linkin Park, Disturbed and Korn, and about 20 Top 40 stations for every single city in the USA

Your listening to Clear Channel Radio, now for another song by some shitty rap song or yet another Linkin Park song.

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clear static

A band that brings back the 80's with a modern twist. It has very sexy guys.

I just got Clear Static's new album.

Tom Pederson's voice gives me love shivers.

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Clearing brush

a term white people use for picking up ugly bitches at a bar

Get out my way, we're going out tonight and clearing brush

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drop and clear

What Safe Ride drivers say when they finish during sex.

"Ooooh, ooooh, oh god, yesssssss, don't stop....YES!!! Drop and clear!"

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Clear channel

Clear channel

The company that pays people to act like a big pile of gay.

''Dude who is that J-Dizzle cracker motherfucker we are listening to?''

''I don't know but by the sound of it it seems like he works for Clear channel''

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penis clear

terminology for when a bisexual /lesbian lady enters a relationship with another lady and she ain't getting any penis action (think Rose Ellen Dix and Rosie Spaughton)

Leah: yo bitch I hear you and Karen are together

Maria: yeah i think it's the real deal, you know?

Leah:yeah, but how long are you gonna be penis clear before you get the horn for a guy?

Maria: not going to happen amiga.

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Kelo clearing

Informal Army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. This type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting Bradley Fighting Vehicles, friendly infantry or Abrams co-axial machine gun fire. Named after an Army 1LT Kelo who first utilized the practice in Iraq in 2003.

Soldier #1: "Heard the boys over in 2-7 Infantry got so super pissed off finally they did a Kelo clearing on Sadr City."

Soldier #2: "What a freakin' rage kill, that's awesome. Sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage ... screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man."

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