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Where a split penis is all the rage.
I haven't seen a split penis like that since I was in Clinton, Tennessee.
He is the zodiac killer
person 1: hey you know bill clinton?
person 2: you mean the zodiac killer yes.
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A friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male penis inside the female's pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. This "handshake" is decidedly not sex, nor sexual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding "service".
"You may now perform another Clinton handshake under my desk, while I make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the First Lady."
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A ghetto ass town on the coast of lake erie. City is crooked. There's never any money, roads are terrible, industry is pretty much shut down, we try to cover up the image of our town as wonderful suburbia when it strictly is not.
"yo man where you from?
"p.c (port clinton)"
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Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.
A money shot.
Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"
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The Best Damn Thing To Happen To America Since The Forced Resignation of Republican President Nixon
A man who actually gave a DAMN about minorites (Ruined When Bush Ignored Minorities' Pleas During Hurricane Katrina), women (Ruined when Bush endored the idea that only rightful place for women is in the household), poor (Ruined when poverty rate increased during Bush's administration), civil rights (ruined when Bush allowed domestic spying on AMERICANS, peaceful anti-war protest meetings, etc. without APPROVAL OF COURT), economy (ruined when bush took office), gas (ruined when bush took office and got worse when bush let oil companies do w/e the hell they want), and Americans in General (Ruined when .bush said "ur doin' a heck of a job Brownie!")
Many critics point out he was a nasty god-less pervert because he had an affair with a woman and that he shoudlve been impeached...now let us take this into persepctive...
"Crimes of Presidents"
Clinton: Had his dick sucked--Impeachment
Bush: Lied About WMDS in Iraq, +2100 american troops dead, Allowed ILLEGAL Domestic Spying on Americas, Did Not Respond Quickly To Hurricane Katrina, +1000 hurricane victims dead, Gave In To Corrupt Oil Companies, "ur doin a heck of a job brownie!"--None...YET
Republican: Bill Clinton shoudlve been convicted of his crimes!!!
Democrat: If Bill Clinton "SHOULD HAVE" been convicted of his "crimes", then George Bush SHOUD'VE been tortured and hanged for his crimes...
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An American female politician whom most guys pretend to find unattractive, but secretly find rather hot, due to factors such as looking somewhat like Emma Thompson, stimulating political disagreement, exciting prospect of forbidden carnal knowledge, ambiguous male / female dominance and submission roles and maybe a spanking if she's been bad.
Jim was ragging on about "that b*tch* Hillary Clinton" last night but I know that he sometimes whacks off while fantasizing about her.
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