Blood clot

When a group of African Americans are standing around inadvertantly blocking a sidewalk, entrance or area whereby it impedes one from being able to go around them easily.

As Roberto and I walked down the street, we noticed a large group of African Americans standing around, blocking a large part of the sidewalk. I looked at Roberto and said "look out for the blood clot".

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traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

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Blood Clot

The vagina of a female when she is having her period. Can also be used as an insult to someone.

That blood clot is going to attract every tom cat in the general vicinity.

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Muff Clot

When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.

I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.

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Thot-Clot

Thot-Clot(Adj) Is the worst form of the Wall of Thots, or Thotwall. It generally occurs in large corridors such as school hallways, or Wal-Mart. Like a Thotwall, they are offended very easily. They can only be approched with a cattle-prong, a tazer, or, more commonly, an Ar15.

Guy 1: Holy sh!t it's a thot-clot.

Guy 2: Damn man, guess we need to wip out the common ar.

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Clotted Cream

Students at a stupid and expensive private school- white rich and thick.

Person1: You know that school Jake goes to
Person2: He's the one who got straight Us in his GCSEs who drives his porsche to school everyday
Person1: That school is such clotted cream

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Poo Clot

A slang word for constipation.
Can also be used to describe a large build up of excrement as the result of not using the toilet in several days.

Me: oh man, I haven't shit in like 5 days, I have a serious poo clot.

Friend: Ew, thats vile man.

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