the greatest simp of all time, he will try to get with every girl with no success
you're a simp, but not as bad as Cohen
the best guy anyone can meet he is so hot and charming he will give you all of his chocolate and candy
i wish i was like Cohen
He Is a FINE ASS NIGGA KEEP HIM HE IS SO FUNNY,THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD SOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY AND CUTE
Omg I’m obsessed with Cohen!!!!
Is the funniest person you could ever meet.And Also FINE AS HELL IF YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE LIKE COHEN YOU LUCKY,Be sure to keep him also sooo GOOD Kissers And Very GOOD in bed.
Girl one: “Who is that?”
Girl two: “That’s just Cohen, he’s awesome”
A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.
Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.
Cohen is the type of guy that always grabs peoples bums. All he can think about is him in the bedroom. He shoves a finger up his bum with out thinking. He moans because he wants to. He is a bitch. He is extremely dumb. Cohen is the definition of gay. He likes bumping people. He has a tiny ding dong. Cohen loves to hump things. Loves to twerk. He is a pain, but he is Cohen.
Cohen stop humping that tree!
Cohen stop moaning!
Cohen you Bum!