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a city east of denver known for its 2012 theater shooting and other things. aurora is a diverse half suburb half ghetto city. the big suburban houses with white people are in south aurora and the ghetto "hood" houses with black and mexican people are in north aurora. the city has the highest percentage of african americans in the state of colorado. aurora is known around colorado as "denvers little cousin". the city doesnt have shit to do except try not to get robbed or shot at the aurora mall.
my friend is throwing a jugg at his house in aurora colorado. when he said it was in aurora i declined because all the juggs in aurora get shot up.
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The act of ejaculating into ice trays and freezing them for later use in an associate's drink.
Rob: Hey man my drink tastes salty?
Me: oh yeah that's my famous coke and Colorado springs.
Rob: Oh good I thought you had just regular came in this.
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baseball team in Denver, playing in Pitcher's Hell (Coors Field)
The Rockies are usually competitive, but never too good.
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This is performed during the climax in intercourse. The male individual would pull out from the rear (doggy style) and then ejaculate on the back of the female. They would then procceed and stradel the seamen and ride her, spreading the seamen on the back of the individual.
I did the Colorado Avalanche one time, but unfortunetly the girl wasnt able to support me and it wasnt performed properly. :( .... I only weigh 180
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Where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.
After the blizzard rolled through, I decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride so I gave it the Colorado Carwash
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Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!
Trailer trash is the upper class.
We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..
Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."
Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."
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