Rural Dictionary

colton

1. A term for someone being excessively antagonistic and mean.

heres the logic. Someone can be a dick... if they are being a bigger dic they are being a boner. Boner and colton are similar and can be interchanged.

That guy was being such a colton to me. He dissed me, and my family for no reason. All i said was hello to him.

by crazay guy November 18, 2009

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colton

a very depressed individual. Uses drugs to cover and hide his feelings, its pathetic. He is short, generally blonde longish hair. Overall "cute" kid. He will tell you lies to get into your pants, and it works! Try not to fall for his charm. He is and never will go anywhere in life. WATCH OUT!

stay away form that kid, he is so colton.

by colton hater August 2, 2009

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colton

Colton's are always abnormal tall. If you were named Colton and are less than 6 foot than your parents didn't love you enough to put any thought into a proper name. They tend to like to be the center of attention and general kiss ass in order to get people to like them. It is often perceived that they are laid back and the cool kid, however this is really regular state of mental idling that happened after the previous task taxed their little minds. Studies have shown that Coltons are often jealous of Chad's. This is due to the Chad's sexy physique and many rich relationships with russian woman that he also could never get. They tend to stalk Chad's in the library in order to observe their behavior with intent to imitate the wonder that is Chad. Oh look.. I see one coming up to me right now!

"Go away colton. I'm trying to study", Chad

by chadwpittman May 18, 2015

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colton

a boy also my ex who is a dushbag that has been off and on 12 just this year.... Take my advice dont date him... all he wants is sex... calls his ex a bitch every time they talk to him he assumes they r flirting. also calls his ex a golden child. doesnt care how bad he hurts people

colton is a ass hloe

by cassie richardson March 21, 2019

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