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fatal compulsion

Forced intercourse until death.

Damn did you hear that mr.friendly attacked james until fatal compulsion

by DamnThatsWild April 7, 2024


fatal compulsion

Forced intercourse until death.

Damn did you hear that mr.friendly attacked james until fatal compulsion

by DamnThatsWild April 7, 2024


Compulsive Liar

Someone who can not help to bend the truth. They often can not stop lying even if they try it’s not possible. This can be caused by trauma in early age. Compulsive liars lie about everything no matter how big or small. Some believe that there lies are true sometimes. They still lie even if it actually has no benefit. It can be described as living in a box being able to see outside and hear what your saying, and wanting to say something but a complete lie come out instead.

Jen: my favorite animals are dogs!
Steve: that’s cool.

Jen: *why did I say that it’s a complete lie, why do I have to be a compulsive liar*

by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021


Compulsive Liar

A compulsive liar lies all the time about nothing for no reason. It’s not something able to be controlled easily. It often forms from trauma at a young age. They lie no matter, even if it doesn't benefit them. It can be described as living in a box and knowing what you want to say then having a lie come out your mouth instead. Some times they even believe there lies. It can be a horrible thing because it’s not like you have control of your own body.

Jen:I like cats!
Jen:*that’s not true why did I say that, why do I have to be a compulsive liar.*

by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021


Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy

Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.

Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.

When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.

My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.

by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021


obcessive-compulsive

A sewage-pumping contractor who is overly zealous/scrupulous about performing a thorough job.

Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"

by QuacksO July 8, 2021


obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022