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it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.
I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.
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To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head
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Something your parents didn't use
Your here because your parents forgot the condom
Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.
Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty
The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.
Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.