Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.

1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"

Oliver Cook

Oliver Cook is a good friend loyal, but stupid. He thinks hes funny, and has lots of friends. he likes COD but (hes not too good) An oliver , is usually very cool, but when a person is called oliver cook, sometimes that changes. his nicknames are: oillycock, and cooker(gets turned on my nobs)

i wish i was oliver cook,
yeh but he gets turned on by nobs

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alex cook

Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.

National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".

Cooking With Cleavage

The manly way to say "Everyday Italian" .

Saying that you are watching everyday Italian is not manly. However saying Cooking With Cleavage is manly and tells people why you watch the show.

EX:

"What are you watching?"
"Cooking With Cleavage"
"Yea Yuh"

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jerk cooking

jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling: jerk chicken.

Pimento wood is what gives true jerk cooking its unique flavor. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.

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Cooking The Grenade

In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)

That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*

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taylore cook

An incredibly beautiful girl. She would strongly disagree with you if you told her so, but she's wrong on this specific subject. She is a very stubborn person. As frustrating as it may be, it is an endearing quality. She is not one to talk down to. She may kill you. If not, someone will. Treat her with the respect that a woman of her caliber deserves. She is often mistaken for Branwen, Aphrodite or Hathor. Though she may not be a goddess in the classical sense, she is no ordinary girl. If you wish to befriend her, proceed with caution. Few are worthy of being in her presence.

You think you're good enough to talk to Taylore Cook? Ahahahahaha.