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Cooper

A man with the worlds smallest dick, although he may seem straight it is more likely that he’s gay or pansexual (has a kitchenware fetish). Not excelling at school many coopers eventually find work as hookers or as airport security staff due to their lack of ability to maintain human relationships, low iq and mental disorders .

β€œFuck, Cooper jerked off in my saucepan again.”

by Uncircumcised Jew April 16, 2020

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Cooper

Is just gay and his sis gives out good wristies to anyone

Whos the gay kid

Ummmm thats Cooper

by LennyDirtay December 24, 2018

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Cooper

A fucking cunt who you want to run over with a semi-truck, or a lawn mower, or anything that'll hurt like a bitch. A Cooper is a little shit who is so self centered, so xenophobic, so rude, and a wannabe fuck boy. If you ever see a Cooper, then just hop in your car and FUCKING FLOOR IT

Person one: "ewww is that a cockroach?!"
Person two: "no that's just Cooper"

by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

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Cooper

Some random kid that plays Minecraft all day that can make a funny faces

Logan- You know that kid named cooper
Jack- Yeah
Logan- He plays Minecraft and is always making a funny face

by Uh oh stinky:))) October 25, 2019

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Cooper

If you ever come across a Cooper, then LORD HELP YOU! Cooper is an arrogant, self centered little bitch who will lead you one and then date the person that you know you hate most in the entire world! He is probably so bitter because his dick IS SMALL AS FUCK! If you ever come across a Cooper, do everyone a favor and punch him in his tiny ass cock!

Person one: "you hate Cooper?"
Person two: "who doesn't?!"

by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

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Cooper

A little shot head with the disease of micro penis. aka. Lonso Ball

Stop being a cooper
EWWWWWWWWW, your a cooper

by svage troll November 5, 2018

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Cooper

An average name for an American dog. Typically used with golden retrievers.

Person 1: my dog's name is cooper!
Person 2:So is mine...

by Johnny'sBanana February 8, 2020

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